I would like to 'Thank' all of y'all who check out my profile and gallery! I appreciate that and that you took the time to look at my works!
I feel I need to let my friends know about a recent incident in my life and my apparent hard headedness too. It was the morning of Monday, March 28th, 2011 and I had a neighbor over and we were chatting...he left around 9:30 am and as he left, asked if I wanted the door closed and I said 'yes.' I had started feeling kind of strange and figured the door should be closed. My mouth started to get really dry and I got up to go get a coke out of the fridge and within seconds after opening the refridgerator door I collapsed on the floor on my knees. My heart was racing, I got incredibly short of breath and started to sweat profusely. Within minutes, I had lost contol of most of my bodily functions too and was on all fours on the floor in front of the fridge begging for my life. The soda wasn't doing anything, so I reached for a bottled water and drank only a small sip and had to put it down..so I had the coke and a water sitting on the floor in front of me, with the refridgerator door open, on all fours. My heart was still racing and I was gasping for air, but talking aloud to myself. I felt if I kept talking aloud, I could keep air moving through my lungs. I kept feeling this was battle of good vs evil and I WAS going to win. (the good side of course)
I told myself that maybe I needed food and reached for and managed to open a yogurt, but then the dry heaves started and I had to put the yogurt down with the other two things. I didn't think things could get worse, but they seemed to be. I picked the yogurt up and tried to get my tongue in the tub to get some out...there was no way I could have gotten a utensil out of the drawer, as I couldn't move. My legs, from the knees down were numb and tingling and I knew they wouldn't work. I got a very small bit of yogurt in my mouth and got it down, but then the dry heaves started again. I was sweating so much, my shirt was dripping and I was very overheated and started to pour water over my head to try to cool myself off. It did a little good, but the heaves, body functions gone awry, and gasping for air did not stop; nor did my talking. I was literally begging for my life and saying to myself (again, aloud) that I was NOT going to die on my kitchen floor and that I WAS going to see my 49th birthday in August. I also have a guest coming down this week and was telling myself I was going to be alive to entertain him. My dog had been near me, but he seemed so scared he ran off and hid under the furniture somewhere. I stayed on the floor for over two hours dealing with this condition and trying to make myself laugh, I kept telling myself to close the fridge door so I wouldn't waste electricity. I DID manage to close it and within maybe 20 minutes afterward, was able to pull myself up off of the floor and made my way to the bedroom.
I kept telling myself that I did NOT need 911 and that I could beat this on my own. Stupid I know now, but at the time, felt empowering...sort of. I had recently done an update on my phone too and it was not working right as I couldn't always answer phone calls nor could dial out on it, so I figured best to leave it be. After I got on my bed, the sweating, heart racing, and breathing difficulty started again...and I lay in my sweat with my dog glued to my side. When I got up in the kitchen, he came to my side and followed me in the bedroom where he stayed close. I laid there maybe an hour or so trying to figure out what the hell was happening to me and still begging for my life; again, telling myself and Holly, that I was NOT going to die in this condo... Holly was my friend who died on Sept 1st of last year...when I found her, she was in the same room, the bedroom, dying. I was kind of creeped out, but still begging.
I decided then I needed to try to get a hold of someone for help..silly me. I managed to get up off of the bed and made it to the living room where the phone was. I texted a friend, the one who did the rennovations on this condo, and told him to please please please come up.. He responded and I told him I was dying, but not to worry...I would be okay. hhmm I wasn't thinking clearly either I guess. I called my best friend and could barely talk, and was trying to get him to come up from work in Melbourne, to help and be with me, but he gave no incication that he was going to come up, and I felt this was it..I WAS going to die alone in this place, though my begging did NOT stop, nor did my saying that I wasn't going to die here. I stayed on the couch, sweating and heart racing for hours it seemed and by the time things calmed down it was around 4:30 pm and I was able to move around, though not well..I probably looked like I was very drunk, staggering around and bumping into things. Later in the day I decided to call my shrink and leave a message for her and tell he what had gone on. I described it as 'a heart attack, a drug overdose, and a grand mal seizure all rolled into one.' I now add 'like an exorcism' to that description. I managed the rest of that day on my own, though it took my much effort to do normal things..like take the dog out, do dishes, etc. I laid down to nap and when I woke I was happy that I had indeed awoke, but was still staggering around, not good on my feet at all. I took yet another nap later, a short one, just to see if I would wake up again...hhmmm odd.
The next day, Tuesday, my shrink's secretary called me and said 'you left a very disturbing message for Dr Dunn and she wants you to go to the ER immediately!' and I told her I was fine to which she responded, 'I don't know what you told her, but she is very upset.' I assured her I was okay and that I'd talk to the doc on my next visit on the 19th of April. Just so y'all know, I have a shrink who monitors me and my meds for my long term disabilty and for Social Security disability from an auto accident in 1991 that nearly killed me. (I fell alseep at the wheel coming home (to Bennington, VT) from Albany, NY where I had been partying).
Just a few weeks prior, I had asked a good friend to be the beneficiary on my life insurance policy and he agreed. After this, I asked him if he would also be my beneficiary of my Will and we'd already discussed in the way past that he'd take over this site (beardedgents.com) should I leave this world. I am okay now friends, so please do not worry. I am a very strong willed, stubborn person, and I have no plans or intentions of going anywhere.
There are two kinds of people that go around beardless in this world; boys and women, and I am neither! -an old Greek saying...